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This is a list of things that could only happen in America.


Only In America

  • Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

  • Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

  • Only in drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

  • Only in people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.

  • Only in banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.

  • Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

  • Only in we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

  • Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

  • Only in we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures."

  • Only in they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

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